problems have arisen in the realm of musical elitism. all grounds for superiority complex have been trodden upon by the likes of one alt rock group from across ye ole atlantic swamp. the culprit is one band by the name of Coldplay. for years, i basked in the wonders of coldplay-bashing--a wondrous sport--until one day when DISASTER STRUCK.
it was a normal washington DC summer day, 200 degree weather and 80% humidity when the video for "violet hills" came on MTV (or maybe it was VH1 ???). that day would forever change my perception. it was the day when coldplay didn't suck. with that one decent song, my membership in the We Hate Mediocre Love Songs collective came to a close, and they tossed me onto the streets for thinking anything positive of the likes of coldplay.
so it is with utmost regret that i instruct all our viewers to youtube search coldplay and not hate me.
(this delivered from the arid desert of santa clara, california)
it was a normal washington DC summer day, 200 degree weather and 80% humidity when the video for "violet hills" came on MTV (or maybe it was VH1 ???). that day would forever change my perception. it was the day when coldplay didn't suck. with that one decent song, my membership in the We Hate Mediocre Love Songs collective came to a close, and they tossed me onto the streets for thinking anything positive of the likes of coldplay.
so it is with utmost regret that i instruct all our viewers to youtube search coldplay and not hate me.
(this delivered from the arid desert of santa clara, california)
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