Hear it is:
Now, judging by Careline's badass article on Violet Hill, it's time to add good ol' Uncle Iron Fist(a.k.a. ME!!) into the family portrait.
0:01 It all begins with footage of the band pulverizing that hill, raping each and every little pebble that gets in their way. When the siren a.k.a. Chris Martin first lets out his enchanting shriek, my first & exact thoughts were "WH-WH-WHERE THE HELL IS THAT NOISE COMING FROM??".
How I Would've Done It #1:
0:37 Show Christ Martin singing when the first verses come in!!! THEN you can show the band jammin' it like grape preserve.
0:41 The video continues as all the dudes find their proper positions and begin to feel the noize. 0:46 You see Mr. Martin standing there, too cool for school. We FINALLY get footage of him singing(yay)!!!
0:48 THEY TELEPORT WITH THE BEATS:O!!
So far so good.
Around 1:20 you see him breaking the screen with a hammer, and images of each of the band members flash upon the screen. Suddenly... 1:25 HE STARTS LIPSYNCHING!!!
How I Would've Done It #2:
I would've cut the crap. Why should he be lipsynching? Is he a prissy poodle and doesn't like his vocal chords to move? Does he have acid reflux? Seriously.
1:28 The video goes on. It cuts to fabulous shots of the band hiking up warm hills kissed by snow goddesses. 1:37 what's Baldy doing hurling that rock??
0:48 THEY TELEPORT WITH THE BEATS:O!!
So far so good.
Around 1:20 you see him breaking the screen with a hammer, and images of each of the band members flash upon the screen. Suddenly... 1:25 HE STARTS LIPSYNCHING!!!
How I Would've Done It #2:
I would've cut the crap. Why should he be lipsynching? Is he a prissy poodle and doesn't like his vocal chords to move? Does he have acid reflux? Seriously.
1:28 The video goes on. It cuts to fabulous shots of the band hiking up warm hills kissed by snow goddesses. 1:37 what's Baldy doing hurling that rock??
How I Would've Done It #3:
dude put the rock down
1:51 The clips of Chris with the magnifying glass are cute/smart, but, sadly they do not have enough street cred to do it yet. It takes character.
2:02 you see them being bumfucked by gusts of wind that must've been 7 mph. Seconds later... THE MAGNIFYING GLASS IS BACK...actually, they should've only had that part instead of the first magnifying glass clip. Then another shot of the infamous magnifying glass arises. Stick with mag-glass shot #2. thanx
2:15 JAM SESHHHHHhh
2:20 is that guy humping the piano?...piano gangrape...
2:49 HOTASS CHRIS MARTIN ACTION
3:05 why is he walking in that snow like he's going to ruin them loafers
3:49 It ends, Chris Martin gracefully collapses into the snow. powerful.
dull video, but with a kick of my spicy insight, it would be BANGIN'.
so long, weiners.
dude put the rock down
1:51 The clips of Chris with the magnifying glass are cute/smart, but, sadly they do not have enough street cred to do it yet. It takes character.
2:02 you see them being bumfucked by gusts of wind that must've been 7 mph. Seconds later... THE MAGNIFYING GLASS IS BACK...actually, they should've only had that part instead of the first magnifying glass clip. Then another shot of the infamous magnifying glass arises. Stick with mag-glass shot #2. thanx
2:15 JAM SESHHHHHhh
2:20 is that guy humping the piano?...piano gangrape...
2:49 HOTASS CHRIS MARTIN ACTION
3:05 why is he walking in that snow like he's going to ruin them loafers
3:49 It ends, Chris Martin gracefully collapses into the snow. powerful.
dull video, but with a kick of my spicy insight, it would be BANGIN'.
so long, weiners.
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