Friday, August 8, 2008

ode to really attractive people:


dear gael garcia bernal, T.I, cillian murphy, and will smith,

hi. you are all beautiful people and you are most likely well-aware of this.
i am writing to inform you that my basement has a vacancy, and all four of you should fill it.
you can't procreate with each other (unfortunately for the rest of the world), however you can certainly be the eyecandy all of us desire.

please seriously consider this proposal.

love,
careline

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