Sunday, November 2, 2008

R.I.P. Y'ALL

we r dead
IPHONE KILLED THE INTERNET STAR







CRYSTIL CATSKILLS ROOLS SUCKAz





youre all stinky salt licks thats why we're quitting
WE KID WE KID you suck



$$$$david macklovitch & nick thorburn & t.i.$$$$$$$$



LOVE,

megan and careline
:-)








Friday, September 26, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

dear nick thorburn,

please understand this ultimate plea of my affection. this is the love letter to end all love letters. this is my heart torn out and plastered on an obscure internet blog. when i die i will have my heart cut into 7 pieces - one for spike jonze, one for geof from ace of cakes, one for kliph scurlock, one for jason schwartzman, one for gael garcia bernal, one for david macklovitch and finally, one for you.
you'll get the biggest piece.
p.s.gimme a slice of that canadian bacon

love now and always and forever and not ever never,
megan
xoxoxoxox




Friday, August 8, 2008

ode to really attractive people:


dear gael garcia bernal, T.I, cillian murphy, and will smith,

hi. you are all beautiful people and you are most likely well-aware of this.
i am writing to inform you that my basement has a vacancy, and all four of you should fill it.
you can't procreate with each other (unfortunately for the rest of the world), however you can certainly be the eyecandy all of us desire.

please seriously consider this proposal.

love,
careline

Sunday, August 3, 2008

SEXIEST HAIRCUT IN THE UNIVERSE

the award goes to:










Jackson Fourgeaud, to the left, of jackson and his computer band

he won:

$1,000,000,000,000 and brazilian strippers!!

CRAPPIEST HAIRCUT EVERRRRrr

the award goes to:







DUDE IN FRONT OF NICK (beautiful) THORBURN WHO LOOKS LIKE A MIX OF DANIEL PLAINVIEW AND AN ANIMECON SNAPE WANNABE

he won:
A haircut!!!! bwahahahah